Superfluous

yiffe:

i wanna call so many people out on their shit but i cant because i also dont wanna be a douchebag

(via corageoushale)

trecoolinyourpants:

when you like  thing

but nobody else likes the thing

then you find one person who likes the thing and you’re just like

(via thescienceofjohnlock)

remusandthelupins:

hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed

(via moriarty)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via thesixtysevenchevyimpala)

swaetshrit:

my hobbies include sleeping and feeling like i’ve never slept

(via a-khaleesi-not-a-queen)

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

eternalelixir:

dirkitty:

I survived 12 years of my life with no internet

but now I can’t survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load

something has gone so desperately wrong

you did your waiting

(via laxgurrrl)

thevulcantimelord:

When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:

(via laxgurrrl)

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

(via swingsetindecember)